Finally, affordable ooze
@avesbury_rosetta lmao this is just down the road from me
@finn @avesbury_rosetta frankly I'd recommend sticking with name brand ooze

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Nah, it's a scam. That's not really ooze they're selling, it's just gunk that's been touched up with an airbrush.

@avesbury_rosetta Hmm... what's the secret?
Phosphoric Ooze (Final Fantasy XIII)

The Phosphoric Ooze is an enemy in Final Fantasy XIII encountered in the Fifth Ark. Phosphoric Oozes' attacks are weak and, while they can inflict Poison, its duration is short. Two Phosphoric Oozes can merge to create the far more powerful Alchemic Ooze enemy, wrecking the player's post battle rating. It is advised to defeat these enemies quickly, or if the merge cannot be prevented, reduce the merged Phosphoric Ooze's HP as much as possible before the transformation. The strategy is to stick w

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@avesbury_rosetta Oh. I've been wondering for the last 33 years what the secret was.

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Is it proper swampy ooze? I won't touch that modern stuff. Gotta be primordial.

@avesbury_rosetta Do they also sell slime and goop?
@avesbury_rosetta When I lived in Dublin there was a Bar & Lunge on my road.
@avesbury_rosetta I learned a lot about ooze yesterday. The composition determines what it's called! Siliceous ooze has a significant portion of silicone-based organic matter and is common on shores. Calcareous ooze has a significant portion of calcite-based organic matter. There is also a part of the ocean covered by red clay, which is mostly composed of sediment. Please take all this information with the context that I am not trained in this field!