Some other slapping jokes I've heard:

- nobody likes it
- nobody uses it
- everybody loves commercial algorithms
- nobody likes to build their own tools
- nobody likes to build their own audience
- nobody likes to do anything time consuming nowadays (this might be partly true though, people are getting lazy or impatient, but still it's not like NOBODY does it)

@rolle

• nobody likes to do anything time consuming nowadays

Uhm ..... doomscrolling would like to have a say here .....