This is your regular reminder to check your:

  • balls

  • breasts

  • backups

  • batteries in your UPSs, carbon monoxide detectors, and smoke alarms

@neil the last one has made me realise that maybe zigbee smoke alarms aren't such a stupid idea after all.
@neil - and listed in the order that I like to check.
@neil biscuits (they might have ingredients that aren’t good for you, so slow down on them)

@neil uhhhh backups

yeah

those things

@neil Thanks for the reminder partner 😂
@neil tried fondling my smoke detectors. Didn’t feel anything different
@neil
My issue with checking my balls is I'm not sure I'd recognize a lump if I felt one...thanks for the reminder though!
@An0n Same here with breasts. But if you do it regularly you might notice things changing.

@neil

I can see that as a public information film on BBC 1 😊👍

@neil Is this that 4B movement I've been hearing about?

@neil

  • 404 (finally, but they were 200 when they cut them open to check 🙃)
  • 200
  • Uh.. let's skip this one
  • 200, 404, 200
@littlefox @neil did you mean: 410 GONE?
@neil also: capacitors!
@xerz @neil which for the purposes of ease of remembering, can be thought of as just really tiny Batteries that immediately discharge on being full.
@neil Ahh, shit. Forgot to buy a 9V battery yesterday. 🤦‍♂️ Luckily it's the second of two smoke alarms, and the least important.
@neil what about prostate
@neil slight issue:
i have no:
breasts (rip)
backups
carbon monoxide detectors
smoke alarms

@neil

I have to check all four 😂

@neil also, your smoke alarms should be completely replaced every 10 years

@neil

And under-counter / behind toilet water shutoff valves.

I discovered a non-functional one two days ago. Fortunately, I didn't discover it when it was needed.