Who's got two thumbs and started making a slow cook Tuscan stew at 9 o'clock at night and has literally just realised the ramifications of that?....

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@TheBreadmonkey An old mate invited my wife and I over for dinner one night. We'd just had a baby and he wanted to make pea and ham soup for us. We arrive at 6pm and he's not home. I phone, "where are you" - "oh I'm just out buying a saucepan to cook the soup in". I hung up the phone and ordered pizza.
@KeefJudge @TheBreadmonkey Would you believe he is an internationally famous academic at the top of his field? Can rarely find pants.