@gruber We can never win games like this. It's sad. It's why I have most of the cell alerts (threat, warning, etc.) off on my phone. Some joker gets an idea to send something like "avoid CA-87 tonight as the 9ers game lets out around 9PM" as public warning notification.

You might as well be asking UPS not to send you a push notification saying "try our new app!". As if UPS were in the app business and not the logistics business.