When the economy collapses, all that gold you invested in will be utterly worthless - I'm stocking up on Stoli, Doritos, and Pop-Tarts which will be the only accepted coin of the realm
@DrOtto Stock up on toothpaste, because nobody knows how to make that shit.
@phaysis Nah man, I'm yanking all mine out so the Tooth Fairy will leave me a water filtration system

@DrOtto don't forget Twinkies.

You cannot hurt them

@andthegeekshall They seem a bit cliche by now
@DrOtto always were. Means suckers shall want them.