When the economy collapses, all that gold you invested in will be utterly worthless - I'm stocking up on Stoli, Doritos, and Pop-Tarts which will be the only accepted coin of the realm

@DrOtto don't forget Twinkies.

You cannot hurt them

@andthegeekshall They seem a bit cliche by now
@DrOtto always were. Means suckers shall want them.