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King of Stacking Things Upside Down. #RatVerified
sarah jeongok I feel completely insane asking this but like
weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
Picard TipsPicard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.
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Ψ±Ψ© housuissasitrans men are men. trans women are women. transport companies are port companies
At that, the woman grew despondent.
"But doctor," she cried, "*I* am Pagliandri!"
Alice McFlurry 
Iβve been waiting for an hour and now this power tripper in a silly uniform is trying to force me to take off my shoes and jewelry and Iβm like βI have TSA PreCheck and I know my rights, so I donβt care about whatever your stupid manual says, MRI tech.β
"I see your eyes are red and watery and you're constantly sniffling. Allergies, amirite lol?"
"No. Eternal sadness."
"...lol?"
"No. Eternal sadness."
"...lol?"
It's a scientific fact that weeks with 3-day weekends have two Sundays and two Mondays, and that Tuesday and Wednesday are served concurrently. It's true.
Kierkegaanks regretfullyWhen I was a kid we had Tangerine Dream. Now weβre fucking stuck with Tangerine Nightmare.