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@phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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King of Stacking Things Upside Down. #RatVerified
Homepagehttps://www.phaysis.com/
Hometown#Austin, TX
Hobbies I suck at#AmateurRadio #Deutsch #music #bash #python #writing

They Might Be Giants' "Fingertips" (the entire 21 track streak) is my benchmark for how good at gapless playback a music app is. So far, everything fails.

#tmbg #apps

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
Picard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.
trans men are men. trans women are women. transport companies are port companies

At that, the woman grew despondent.

"But doctor," she cried, "*I* am Pagliandri!"

I’ve been waiting for an hour and now this power tripper in a silly uniform is trying to force me to take off my shoes and jewelry and I’m like β€œI have TSA PreCheck and I know my rights, so I don’t care about whatever your stupid manual says, MRI tech.”
"I see your eyes are red and watery and you're constantly sniffling. Allergies, amirite lol?"
"No. Eternal sadness."
"...lol?"
It's a scientific fact that weeks with 3-day weekends have two Sundays and two Mondays, and that Tuesday and Wednesday are served concurrently. It's true.
When I was a kid we had Tangerine Dream. Now we’re fucking stuck with Tangerine Nightmare.

No, I totally meant to be brewing decaf coffee the past week. What do you mean I didn't read the label before I bought it? That's just preposterous.

#decaf #coffee