Darryl CatNov 10, 2024
Fesshole 🧻
Went to tinder date. All went well and we got back to his place. I went for a poo and wanted to flush but the handle broke. Scooped all of it with a towel and threw it through the window. It landed inside his convertible car. I have sneaked out his house and blocked his number.
Nov 10, 2024 at 5:25pmWeb
Show threadsynNov 10, 2024
@fesshole ​​
Show threadJames ScholesNov 10, 2024
@fesshole Nope. Not even vaguely believable.
Show threadMx. Eddie RNov 10, 2024
@jscholes @fesshole
Yeah, that's almost verbatim a gag from How I Met Your Mother and a dozen other sitcoms since the 90s.
Show threadDamon L. WakesNov 10, 2024
@silvermoon82 @jscholes @fesshole And then the guy's pet ferret crawled under the bathroom door!
Show threadDavid O'BrienNov 10, 2024

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

@jscholes @fesshole

Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

She tried to dispose of the unflushable waste out of a window and got stuck trying to get it back.

BBC News
Show threadTomNov 10, 2024
@jscholes @fesshole Pretty sure there was a comedian that had similar story ~20 years ago. I forget the guys name. I had a book of "sit down" comedy and it was one of the storys.
Show threadDan HattonNov 10, 2024
@fesshole Wouldn't it have been about a hundred times easier to lift up the cistern cover and flush by pulling the little chain that the handle would have connected to if the handle hadn't broken?
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Nov 10, 2024
@fesshole Didn't happen.
Show threadCristobalNov 11, 2024
@fesshole @payown That was rather shitty. 😉