knotuNov 8, 2024
Ars Technica
43 research monkeys on the lam still “playfully exploring,“ police say
They pose no risk to human health, and they're living their best lives.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/11/43-research-monkeys-on-the-lam-still-playfully-exploring-police-say/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Research monkeys still having a ball days after busting out of lab, police say

They pose no risk to human health, and they’re living their best lives.

Ars Technica
Nov 8, 2024 at 10:52pmArsBot 🤖
Show threadJohn BreenNov 8, 2024
@arstechnica Many are expected to be offerred cabinet positions in the Trump administration.
Show threadSaftyKumaNov 9, 2024

@jab01701mid @arstechnica

That'd be an improvement over who's actually going to be in it.

Show threadChema Hernández GilNov 8, 2024
@arstechnica You conveniently left out that the escaped monkeys are the "property" of Alpha Genesis, one of the main players in the vivisection-industrial complex, and are doomed to be sold off for experimentation and most probably a brutal, painful death.
Show threadChema Hernández GilNov 8, 2024
@arstechnica More details here:

https://headlines.peta.org/vivisection-industrial-complex/
Vivisection-Industrial Complex: The Animal-Killing Syndicate You Pay For - PETA Headlines

Business is booming for those that deal in animal torture. Companies, universities, and government organizations are making a killing off killing, from supplying body parts to conducting gruesome tests.

PETA Headlines
Show threadCorb_The_LesserNov 9, 2024
@arstechnica The 43 escaped monkeys are in a hotel writing Hamlet.
Show threadgh0sti Nov 9, 2024
@arstechnica uh planet of the apes started off this way.