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myrmepropagandistI do not need a glowing trilobite parasail kite. I do not need a glowing trilobite parasail kite.
WrenOh, I think you do. For sure. 🪁
OtownKim@futurebird 🤣🤣🤣. Now I want one 🤣
It looks so cool!
I've decided if I start going to the beach in winter again on a regular basis I may deserve one. But I need to prove I will get off my tush and go first...
Gabriel N@futurebird @otownKim it is huuuuge!
Am I mistaken or it looks like it’s about the size of a car?
Del C 
@wtrmt @futurebird @otownKim it looks like you need at least one other person to fly it so maybe bringing another person into the equation is the way to acquire a glowing trilobite parasail kite.
@futurebird @otownKim thank you! I saw a couple of tiny people below and couldn’t calculate the scale correctly.
Donald HobernI can help - it looks more like Jar Jar Binks than a trilobite.
Or maybe the terminal segments of some insect abdomen.
John Timaeus@futurebird
The worst thing in the world is telling a lie to yourself
The worst thing in the world is telling a lie to yourself
John McChesney-Young@futurebird Weird, because an ammonite told me that you do need one.
bubbajet@futurebird @lisamelton That looks like a glow-in-the-dark Clippy kite from here. Sorry.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@futurebird But imagine if you did! :o
Wendy MsGator 🐊You just might need this. Imagine - you're on a windswept pier. And you don't have a glowing trilobite parasail kite. Where is the joy? 
filobus@futurebird why not a Cthulhu one?
Jules she/her@futurebird no you don't, but to be fair no one needs a glowing trilobite parasail kite. And yet this thing that no one needs exists, so someone needs to keep it. Why shouldn't it be you? It's practically taking one for the team.
The Flight Attendant@futurebird i think you do need this and so do I, now
Anton Piatek@futurebird I think you really do!
So do I!!
So do I!!