@Alice 😩

@Alice I'm nursing a broken ankle from doing the latter three weeks ago. 😄

@Alice
Wait, do I have to stop failing upwards?

@Alice Spring up and fall over.

@Alice I woke up, saw the snow, then sprung right back to bed.

@Alice “I’ve fallen forward and I can’t get up.“

@Alice Good call and good morning 🌞

@Alice I've had trips home from the pub like that.

@Alice @faraiwe I’m not falling for this I twisted my ankle badly last time.

@Alice I always spring up after I fall down.

@Alice Huh, already?
(checks calendar)
(checks Wikipedia)
Gah! They couldn’t even be bothered to select a single date to mess up all clocks.

@Alice that’s how I broke my ribs.

@Alice It’s our chance to spend half the year living one hour in the future!

@Alice Damn. Now I'm gonna be 2 hours late for my doctor's appointment on Monday.

@Alice great news, or cooker will almost be right again.