I got these new bone conduction headphones so I can listen to baseball on hikes while still being aware of my surroundings and the loud music of people who don’t know headphones exist.

What am I doing wrong that it’s taking me 9 minutes longer to pick up sushi than it would to have it delivered?

Cashier at Sprouts announced “smells are free” and buried his face into my basil plant. AI could never.