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Them: We're forcing you to go back into the office because we believe work is more meaningful when employees are together and have a shared sense of comradery.
Me: So, unionize?
Them: No, not like that.
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@theropologist As someone who's been the victim more than once of malicious office politics, I'd like to say that the "cameraderie" is false and you're much safer at home.