@mergy hopefully this will be his new career after Nov 5

#McDonOlds

@JonChevreau @mergy

Working in a fast food restaurant requires, punctuality, good social skills, the ability to be calm under pressure, and some parts of the job are dangerous. Is he really qualified? Also, I don't think most franchises will hire those with a felony. Which isn't always fair IMO, but if someone has a history of stealing from work possibly justified.

@futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy Does he hold a food-worker’s card? If not, that outlet has committed a health violation, and should be shut down for a deep cleaning, including discarding all food supplies he’s been in contact with.

@obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy from a localnews article iread...

As reporters and aides watched, an employee showed Trump how to dunk baskets of fries in oil, salt the fries and put them into boxes using a scoop. Trump, a well-known fan of fast food and a notorious germophobe, expressed amazement that he didn't have to touch the fries with his hands.

@SoNotABrick @obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy

I'm quite certain that McDonalds skirted health regulations by closing down the restaurant for the day, rendering it only accessible to a small and select group of fawning ideologues 'customers', and treating the whole event as a private, personal meal on Mr. Trump's dime.

Since Mr. Trump is not presently a twitching pile of body parts (at least, more than usual), he was also clearly kept from the milkshake machine.

I wouldn't want to be the person sanitizing the whole restaurant afterwards in any event.

@obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy does he hold a food handlers card. Pah. (There is no emoticon or emoji or GIF that can capture the dry, sardonic sarcasm I say that with)