@mergy hopefully this will be his new career after Nov 5

#McDonOlds

@JonChevreau @mergy

Working in a fast food restaurant requires, punctuality, good social skills, the ability to be calm under pressure, and some parts of the job are dangerous. Is he really qualified? Also, I don't think most franchises will hire those with a felony. Which isn't always fair IMO, but if someone has a history of stealing from work possibly justified.

@futurebird
Also hair covering, which he will never stand for.
@JonChevreau @mergy

@JonChevreau @mergy

I'm not being one bit sarcastic. I am, as they youth say "deadass"

@futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy When western fast food outlets came to Japan, the enforced positivity of counter staff was called "the McDonalds smile." He looks partially dressed, and needs further training.
@futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy Does he hold a food-worker’s card? If not, that outlet has committed a health violation, and should be shut down for a deep cleaning, including discarding all food supplies he’s been in contact with.

@obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy from a localnews article iread...

As reporters and aides watched, an employee showed Trump how to dunk baskets of fries in oil, salt the fries and put them into boxes using a scoop. Trump, a well-known fan of fast food and a notorious germophobe, expressed amazement that he didn't have to touch the fries with his hands.

@SoNotABrick @obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy

I'm quite certain that McDonalds skirted health regulations by closing down the restaurant for the day, rendering it only accessible to a small and select group of fawning ideologues 'customers', and treating the whole event as a private, personal meal on Mr. Trump's dime.

Since Mr. Trump is not presently a twitching pile of body parts (at least, more than usual), he was also clearly kept from the milkshake machine.

I wouldn't want to be the person sanitizing the whole restaurant afterwards in any event.

@obviousdwest @futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy does he hold a food handlers card. Pah. (There is no emoticon or emoji or GIF that can capture the dry, sardonic sarcasm I say that with)
@futurebird @JonChevreau @mergy pretty sure cooking is one of the jobs a felon can still get

@JonChevreau @mergy

McDonald’s might hire him, but may decline based on his reported hamberder habit. He’d really cut into the franchisee’s profits.

https://www.jobcase.com/articles/companies-that-hire-felons

@paninid
I would so laugh and drive away.
@JonChevreau @mergy
@Sampath Pāṇini ® Must be the first time in his life he has to ask what someone wants.

@paninid @JonChevreau @mergy

"what happened to all the secret sauce?" - manager

"My face needed a touch up This stuff is great" - Trump