nixCraft 🐧sudo cat sit # no response
sudo cat sleep 8h # walks away
Mr. Chao
Clive Thompson
wakejagrhuman is not in the sudoers file on host cat
asicc@nixCraft Is not part of sudoers file. This incident will be reported. Meow.
utzer 
@nixCraft and Sudo would just do what you tell him to do.
MeaTLoTioN@nixCraft "doas" doesn't have quite the same ring to it 😅
txt.file@meatlotion just because its not yet pop culture. @nixCraft
Simon John@nixCraft but you wouldn't know whether to shout sue-do or pseudo
James Wells@nixCraft
Only problem is that a dog can't really make a sandwhich.
Only problem is that a dog can't really make a sandwhich.
bruuteuzius@nixCraft keep thinking about that joke by Steven Wright : He would name his dog Stay. “Come here Stay, come here Stay” 😂
Avoca
MegatronicThronBanks@nixCraft Friend had a cat called Grep
John Timaeus@megatronicthronbanks @nixCraft
I had a friend who named his very small, very destructive kitten init.
First rule: Thou shalt not kill init.
Mahid Sheikh@nixCraft and root for a cat, since cats haven't forgotten the time they were considered gods
faraiwe@nixCraft All you have to do, so people will shrug and accept is to tell them it's a cultural, traditional thing of your ancestral line, so you want the dog to have this deep connection to your cultural heritage and....
"The ancient peoples of the Xinu used 'Sudo' as a powerful invocation... The practice was continued by the Xunil peoples...."
Bill Zaumen@nixCraft Early versions of the program 'make' had terse error messages. If you typed
make love
'make' would print
"don't know how to make love"
While brevity may be the sole of wit, at teletype speeds, it was a real time saver.
argonaut
Rob Isaac
Big D, Superstar
Robert Cadena@nixCraft so because Spanish was my first language I still say it as “sue doh” - which in Spanish means “I sweat” 😅
Manuel Gebauer@nixCraft Our dog's name is bash.
jamespthomas@nixCraft as if sit
Ruben Borg Nielsen@nixCraft gotta be ‘sudo killall -9 intruder’, otherwise you’re just asking the intruder nicely to kill themselves
Jerry Mouse@nixCraft
And when it forget the password?
passwd dog