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blackle moriyeah I've been kinda set for life since my grandfather ran a custom pooltoy inflation suit empire. what's that? yeah basically people send him their OCs and he would build them—oh? oh you meant "what is a grandpa..." right sorry, before I got uploaded I was a biological which meant that we—oh no I'm all full up on grapes, thanks, I'm good—anyway, long story short, a grandpa is like a platonic masc-coded elder metamour who gives you money when he dies. right. yeah it's a whole can of worms, I now have to explain "death" don't I?
it's only a matter of time until pooltoy inflation suits are street fashion, so invest in helium futures today with this affilate link:
Andrew@suricrasia I think the link floated away
@cinebox this always happens
goaty goats (she) 
@suricrasia I don't think that's what you put in those
@goaty they start doing it for fashion reasons
Jess (ontological)@suricrasia our stock, much like our product, can only go up!!!
Kit Redgrave@suricrasia considering how inflatable costumes are now part of protest tactics in the us, this seems like it may well happen
this is basically how my grandma sounds but multiplied by 100,000x and also not at all what my grandma would say under any possible circumstance
Ripp_ 
@suricrasia what do they use their money for in a virtual world?
Mrs Beanbag@suricrasia back in those days were all lived in VHS tapes and you know magnetic media lol
Kent Brewster@suricrasia were I still an active SFWA member I would look extra-hard for a Nebula category under which I could recommend this toot.
doephin@suricrasia it messes with me that the thing that breaks me is the grapes :D
Garrett Latimer@suricrasia Oh great, now I have a destiny to live up to...
Kat@suricrasia this is an incredible piece of microfiction thank you
Rob
antimu0n 🤘 metal lynx ♿ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
recursive 🏳️🌈@suricrasia amazing