yeah I've been kinda set for life since my grandfather ran a custom pooltoy inflation suit empire. what's that? yeah basically people send him their OCs and he would build them—oh? oh you meant "what is a grandpa..." right sorry, before I got uploaded I was a biological which meant that we—oh no I'm all full up on grapes, thanks, I'm good—anyway, long story short, a grandpa is like a platonic masc-coded elder metamour who gives you money when he dies. right. yeah it's a whole can of worms, I now have to explain "death" don't I?
it's only a matter of time until pooltoy inflation suits are street fashion, so invest in helium futures today with this affilate link:
@suricrasia I think the link floated away
@suricrasia I don't think that's what you put in those
@goaty they start doing it for fashion reasons
@suricrasia our stock, much like our product, can only go up!!!
@suricrasia considering how inflatable costumes are now part of protest tactics in the us, this seems like it may well happen