🍜 Alan Braithwaite 
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Norwegian military ships now have QR codes......
So they can Scandinavian 🫣
8Bit | 
| 🍶🦊@catsalad That made me wheeze for a good minute. Thank you.
Juliet (Ryel), Rollerskating Elf 🏳️⚧️
hehe
Giles of the Jungle@catsalad Excellent effort. Approved.
-> @haileys.quest
JohnB@catsalad /unfollow
Erik Živković
MizFidd@catsalad Oy... I hear this joke from @rockmastermike on a regular basis.
econads@MizFidd
But it's good every time, innit?
Clifton RoystonThat's terrible. I will share it widely.
Tom Lorenz
Jason Didner@catsalad
I have a sinking feeling about that joke! ⚓
I have a sinking feeling about that joke! ⚓
McWabbit 🇺🇦🍋🌻🍉
Ainsley Lowbeer@catsalad I'm now following you, because of the Cat part, not this stupid joke.
Brian Shaw@catsalad yesssss
Codey McCodeface@catsalad You do realize that now I have to unfollow you just so I can follow you again.
Nikolai Hampton 💾@catsalad - they’ve encrypted the data using Norse code. They don’t want data leaks to rune their plans.
@catsalad wait. I feel much shame. That joke is not infosec.exchange worthy. Let me rework it:
The Norwegians have started encoding all comms in…Norse code.
But, the lack of proper encryption threatens to… rune their plans.
gürkan �’ :catlong_head_left::catlong_h::catlong_end_right:
Jon Het.@catsalad Got an "Oh dear" from my wife. I count that as a win.
Graham C@catsalad birds. Should have gone with birds.
Josh 
SchwarzeLocke@catsalad I hope this still does make sense being translated. In the German "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" was a 200€ question "Was sind Schweden und Norweger?" ("What are Swedes and Norwegians?"):
A) Druckdinaeins (eins = one; print DIN A1)
B) Coppydinazwei (zwei = two; copy DIN A2)
C) Faksdinadrei (drei = three; fax DIN A3)
D) Skandinavier (vier = four; scan DIN A4)
A) Druckdinaeins (eins = one; print DIN A1)
B) Coppydinazwei (zwei = two; copy DIN A2)
C) Faksdinadrei (drei = three; fax DIN A3)
D) Skandinavier (vier = four; scan DIN A4)
Brian Grinter
Zekounet@catsalad @sgtpepere
N'avions point compris.
(en fait si, en relisant doucement, mais je rebondis avec un jeu de mot en français ^^).
For non french speakers : litterally, ''didn't understand'', joke ''planes not included''.
@zekounet
Sounds like scan - the - navy - in if you say it fast with the right accent.
Sérgio Machado@catsalad why ? Why?? 🤣 they are cool :)
猫猫 
if they fly they are even scanin-avian
i'm terribly sorry for that bad pun
Hoppel (Test)
Tired Wombat@catsalad are we Finnish now?
Ichinin 
✅🎯🙄@catsalad Translation: Scan din (your) avian = Would be better for the Airforce.
Jack@catsalad This absolutely made my morning lol, thank you!