Ars TechnicaNintendo’s new clock tracks your movement in bed
NIntendo's colorful "Alarmo" Wi-Fi clock keeps an eye on sleep habits using motion sensors.
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD@arstechnica it teleports 10 ninjas into your room if you start dreaming about emulators
Jeff@arstechnica That's not at all creepy and concerning <sarcasm>.
Alexa Fontanilla@cynical13
#postoftheweek (season 1):
On Wednesday, Nintendo announced Sound Clock Alarmo, a $99 bedside smart clock that uses motion sensors to detect when users move during sleep to keep track of sleep patterns. The clock, which is only available to Nintendo Online subscribers until January 2025, changes appearance based on the selected alarm, with different clock faces corresponding to various Nintendo games like Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and Splatoon 3.
#postoftheweek (season 1):
On Wednesday, Nintendo announced Sound Clock Alarmo, a $99 bedside smart clock that uses motion sensors to detect when users move during sleep to keep track of sleep patterns. The clock, which is only available to Nintendo Online subscribers until January 2025, changes appearance based on the selected alarm, with different clock faces corresponding to various Nintendo games like Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and Splatoon 3.
RegressionToTheMeme@arstechnica That's a nope. 😬
Chewie
Alonely0 🦀 🇪🇺@chewie @arstechnica I have a sleep disorder, so I actually give an f about it. Also, gadgets that can help diagnose stuff like sleep apnea, which is super hard to do early, are completely worth it. Personally, it runs in my family, so it's something that I keep an eye on even if I'm young.
Dr. Kamella Tate@arstechnica Sleep gamification! That's so. Hard no!
Samhain Night@arstechnica How about no.
J3RN 
@arstechnica absolutely not
Log 🪵@arstechnica This is nothing to be concerned about. They're just making sure you're not unknowingly contributing to an emulator project in your sleep.
Quasicitizen@arstechnica shower is next step 👍