Greg Dzhanelidze
CrazyMyraSigns with threatening auras
Of Bookish Things@OutOnTheMoors Celery stalks in aisle 8.
Full Metal Accountant@OutOnTheMoors
No worried. Onions have my six.
No worried. Onions have my six.
Jim CampbellVery @Br3nda areas.
D. G. Marshall*theme music from Jaws plays*
Snaprails@OutOnTheMoors Theyβre watching you. They have eyes you know. Many eyesβ¦
MightyBigCar@OutOnTheMoors I find the sign reassuring - my supportive potato allies have got my back!
@mightybigcar Spud power!
Michael Porter@OutOnTheMoors No, donβt *look*!
Michelle HughesThey're like "You'd have us believe you're buying cabbage? Listen, it's just you and me, there's no one to impress. We all know why you're here. Now turn around and buy those potatoes."
Elephant@OutOnTheMoors in germany you have this experience every time.
Dianora (Diane Bruce)@OutOnTheMoors I'm sure you felt their eyes staring at you too.
hegatherhohrnws@OutOnTheMoors maybe they mean like "your new potato-less life begins today"
Julie Sqveakaroo@heatherhorns_lite @OutOnTheMoors
Nah. The potatoes are TOTALLY on your side, and are supporting you. They're behind you, all the way!
... it's the dang corn, you gotta watch out for...
Tim Ward βπͺπΊπΆ #FBPE@OutOnTheMoors Because the potatoes used to be here but they've moved and are now behind you.
And why do supermarkets move products?
In the hope that you will be so discombobulated by the changed location that you don't notice that the price has also gone up.
Not a Spring Onion
jell@OutOnTheMoors I'm headcanoning that they're Mister Toffel and Mister Karr.
Melissa BearTrix
Shafik YaghmourI posted this the last time this joke came up: https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/112004718556128865
elle (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are
Boring Nondescript Little Worm@OutOnTheMoors don't turn around
Level 98 πΊπ¦@OutOnTheMoors Scrolling through the replies I feel like the lone (ex-)English person whose thought's immediately returned to a childhood watching Christmas Panto.
Bornach@level98 @OutOnTheMoors
Viewing your comment out of context made me think it was about politics
https://imgflip.com/i/95sjlv
Viewing your comment out of context made me think it was about politics
https://imgflip.com/i/95sjlv
Hamish Mack π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ@OutOnTheMoors The chips are down!
Martha@OutOnTheMoors
What's really threatening is all the plastic surrounding 'fresh' vegetables.
What's really threatening is all the plastic surrounding 'fresh' vegetables.
bananabob 
πΊπ¦ π΅πΈ@OutOnTheMoors Pantomime season already
@bananabob At least a few replies are in the intended spirit π
Dana das Grau π§π»π§ββοΈ@OutOnTheMoors but who is behind potatoes? I know there is a secret potato agenda.
@OutOnTheMoors I canβt help but think that somehow Dan Quayle is involved
Norman Wilson@OutOnTheMoors Or supportive: Potatoes have your back.
teledyn πYeah, they SAY that, but when the going gets rough, potatoes are nowhere to be found, scooted, vamooshed.
At least that's what happened last time.