@litbong you’ll have to explain this one for me 🙈
@done @zemlanin is this jpeg compression artifacts, right? RIGHT?
@litbong @zemlanin sure buddy, it’s jpeg compression artifacts. 🪦🕳️⛏️😭
@done @zemlanin i've seen a warning that airpod's active noise cancelling mode 'cancels' geiger counter sounds so i think there's a good alternative to the geiger counter now, the camera app perhaps
@litbong @zemlanin 😂, the Geiger counter CPM scale on the camera app goes from “No reading” to “Dies slowly” to “Dies quickly”
@litbong @done oh, so these snack packs also shine and play sounds? noice!
@zemlanin @done also comes in different shapes!!!
@done @zemlanin @litbong I got this print off of etsy

@done @zemlanin @litbong @erin
This doctored image was probably one of many created on Reddit when a tiny six millimeter capsule containing caesium-137 was lost in the Australian outback in January 2023.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-04/australian-radioactive-capsule-search-explainer-timeline/101923102

This was before the fall of Reddit because of the third-party Apps.

What the heck was that radioactive capsule emergency in Western Australia all about?

It began as the scarcely believable tale of a very tiny and very lost radioactive "Tic Tac" in the Australian desert, and ended up a planet-sized news story.

ABC News
@alex_mastodon @zemlanin @litbong @erin yeah, doctored as if it was real radioactive noise on the sensor it would not be concentrated in the middle. Also the use might not be feeling great. Amazing piece of meta humour though 😂. And I totally forgot about that missing capsule until now!
@done @zemlanin @litbong just be sure not to drop in public places, for it could land you in real jail if the radiation squad has to come and check it because it scared someone, even if you run fast
@erin There's no "Do not eat" label…
@erin Put in dryer with clothes for deep disinfection.
@erin
Anybody interested in highly unique Christmas stocking stuffers?
@erin
Also: Do Not Eat!
@erin mmm that’s my favorite spice packet, much better than sillica do not eat :ai-nomming:
@erin love this! Do you mind if I share it to Tumblr - with credit?
@erin That's what I stir in my coffee if I *really* need to wake up.
@erin Forbidden salt packer 
@erin new forbidden ravioli just dropped
@erin I should like one that says catmint and "drop and roll", but it might not work as well.
@erin i really appreciate that you didn't draw a trefoil on it.
@erin does it also keep your shoes dry?
@erin doesn't have "do not eat" written on it so I'm gonna just quickly see how it tastes... 
@erin drop and run? Nah ima eat it…I heard radiation is spicy snd sour 😂😂
@erin Why do people put commands/requests into quotation marks? I see it every now and then and I don't get it.

@Segebodo so the quoted »”do not eat”« text commonly appears on silica gel packets manufactured in china. that’s the point of the meme here.

if I had to guess, it’s probably a consequence of a chinese employee of a silica gel packet factory back in the 90s being told to add that text to the printed pattern - while not knowing any english and indeed anything about latin script typography. the thing had quotes so it went in there with quotes.

or maybe they even knew, but didn’t give a shit. they selected and pasted the whole thing with quotes and all and that’s how they printed billions of silica gel packets afterwards because no one cared to change it and everyone copied it.

tl;dr there’s no “why”, no one did it for any meaningful reason, it just happened and no one unhappened it.

it looks weird and silly to us, it looked like nothing to anyone involved in this because they didn’t care.

/erin

@erin high stakes hot potato