I made this table comparing WeWork and my local gay sauna. I hope somebody finds this useful
@Ninji I think the gay sauna should have printers in the jacuzzi tbh
The humidity would make maintaining the printers even more hell for the IT people than they already are.
@wawik
@Ninji
@JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji the untapped market of moist printers,
@chrisisgr8 @JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji saw this out of context and read "moist pointers" next to Chris and thought "oh god what have they done now with C"
@arichtman @JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji writing my first email to the c standards committee,
@JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji listen, at the school where I work at, the previous printer was destroyed by an anvil. At this point I think the universe itself has started to fight back against printing
@JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji my IT admin friend has had multiple water leaks over their printer/plotter room. So a moisture proof printer would definitely have a use!

@hendric @JessTheUnstill @wawik @Ninji I had a printer die from rain a couple weeks ago.

Why was it raining inside the office? That’s a whole other story.

@wawik @Ninji I see you are into masochisms… 😈
@evi @Ninji e-stim (printer thrown into jacuzzi) and degradation/humiliation (cosplaying as printer support technician dealing with moist printer)
@wawik
Should the gay sauna have 3D printers in the jacuzzi?
@Ninji
@Ninji had never heard of such a thing. But looking at Pipeworks website I'm really intrigued and hope there's something similar here :3

@Ninji "private meeting rooms"

I mean... yes

@darkrat @Ninji this meeting could have been an email 😎🤔
@Ninji honestly, "Printers: No" might as well be green
@jn @Ninji same for “has an app”
@jn @Ninji and "has an app" ought to be red.
@Ninji @luke It says there are no printers at Pipeworks, but still I managed to get my load tray jammed.
@matt
Oh, is THAT what "PC LOAD LETTER" means?
@Ninji @luke
@matt @Ninji @luke Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again? #0x61011bed
@Ninji if i can't print at sauna... can i bring my own printer
@dispencer i have yet to test this
@Ninji while the lack of an app is discoraging, can't say no to £19 a visit ...unless there's a limit on how long they let you stay? (Other than opening hours)
@kirin the website says 12 hours max but i don't think it's actually enforced

@Ninji

No printers and no app? Sounds like heaven.

@Ninji two comments:
1) this is a serif font away from looking very pleasantly 90s
2) the colours of the "Has an app" category make it seem like having an application is beneficial rather than detrimental ;3
@Ninji why do they call it a men's health spa
@anselmschueler it's a euphemism, i guess
@Ninji @anselmschueler Frequent ejaculation decreases the risk for prostate cancer. So, there. They’re not wrong. 🙂
Ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer - Harvard Health

Research into the connections between sexual activity and prostate cancer....

Harvard Health
@Ninji can we please get the "has an app" colors reversed?
"yes" should be red and "no" should be bright blessed green in that instance. ;)
@stripey yeah, in hindsight i should have done that but i’m not reposting it now lmao
@Ninji a gay sauna. I didn't know those existed.

@Ninji Pipeworks?

UH YEAH I sure hope it does.

@Ninji
"We should hold the next meeting at the spa. I need a drink for that topic."

@Ninji Printers: No.

Bit unfair on the masochists.

@Ninji one of the WeWorks in SF was supposed to have a jacuzzi (and sauna) but they never got the permitting.

Something about having a hot tub on the 48th floor didn't go over well.

@Ninji thank you for your service
@Ninji What I have also learned here is that gay saunas are a lot better than regular saunas
@Ninji iPads provided in a gay sauna.. what's that for?
@Chaft @Ninji porn/ordering drinks etc. Would be my guess
@sleepyhead @Ninji I just have a barman .

@Chaft @sleepyhead @Ninji Well, but they would take breaks so regularly that they would need way more staff.

Or straight ones

@Ninji The red/green backgrounds on "Has an app" need to be reversed.

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