You've got to hand it to Elon Musk. People keep saying he can't possibly make Twitter any worse than he already has, yet he continually finds a way. It's a bold move to prove the haters wrong with such aggressive self-sabotage.

@lowqualityfacts wait wait wait

did he implement text formatting and then remove post formatting??

because that's hilarious

@lowqualityfacts So much for freedom of expression. 😂

@Whoa @lowqualityfacts

It’s always freedom for me, not for thee

@DavidM_yeg @lowqualityfacts Obviously. I have no idea what anyone sees in that guy that makes them like him.

@lowqualityfacts @Whoa

People who call for absolute freedom are usually telling you that when your freedoms conflict with their freedoms, they consider theirs to be absolute and you can go to hell. They are despots no matter what kind of temporary veneer they try to use.

@lowqualityfacts Elon, next month: "26 letters is too many, so now on X all letters will be replaced with the letter 'x' we believx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxxx xXx x..."
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The fruits of engagement farming are refined by entertainment cartels into the irresistible content that is poisoning our kids.
@lowqualityfacts This just sounds like Musk heading off the inevitable race to the bottom in the eyeball hooking competition. I don't spend much time over on Twitter, but it seems fine that everybody has to compete on content rather than text enhancements.
@lowqualityfacts Hey, f’ing #Musk, what about all caps by your master, #BiggestLoserTrum?
@lowqualityfacts If anyone is still hanging around the dead bird site and is therefore subjected to these kindergarten rules, you totally deserve it! If you love being controlled by a fascist like #Musk, then you totally deserve it!

Hmm, seems @[email protected] did something stupid enough, "Account suspended".

@normalguy

@lowqualityfacts And there you go again - giving us high quality facts! Honestly, you’re going to get a reputation.
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I try to come up with jokes about how bad he can keep making the site and yet the man himself always somehow one ups my attempts to satirize him.
@lowqualityfacts They should ban the use of double-struck chalkboard glyphs. I don't just want to taste the irony; I want to smell it in the air. Ban your own logo, cowards!
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I don't care/listen to people who keep saying that Twitter has been ultimately destroyed but stays there.
@lowqualityfacts I can't think of a word that really conveys the utter contempt and disgust I have for that blob of flesh masquerading as a human. We'll have to create a new language, just to get the full visceral RAGE his being can evoke. #MuckFusk
@lowqualityfacts he has never cared about other people's needs, it's his personal play ground, and until his partners start pushing back (even with their minority they could cause him grief), the dumpster fire will continue

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Who is this #Mush guy. First off, he sounds like a stinky editor, but I don't want to accuse him of that at this time. Gotta give him some latitude. And what is this "X" thing he refers to so often??????

@lowqualityfacts

"Engagement farming?"

In *my* social media?

It's more likely than you think!

@lowqualityfacts All TwiXXer feature user-stories begin with:

As Elon Musk,
I want to (???),
So I can FUCK YOU

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all caps is still allowed?

@lowqualityfacts It's not the dumbest or weirdest thing he's ever done, yet somehow, it still manages to be WTF dumb and weird.

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Astonishing how many people fell for the "Elon Musk, Soooper Geeeenyus" load of utter bullshit. Including Musk himself, who is nothing more than an insignificant, incompetent man with zero self awareness.

@lowqualityfacts I thought you were making this up as a joke. Then I Googled it. Oh.

Free-dumb