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“He doesn’t like Tom Hanks.
He cut off Van Gogh’s ear.
Told Hitler to quit painting,
And to find a new career.
He masturbates to Schindler’s List.
Old Yeller makes him hard.
He was Cosby’s drug supplier,
And Epstein’s prison guard!”
~ “Eat Shit, Bob”, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, highlighting the value of using protected speech to make fun of weirdos.
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“Hey, Bob, this as bad as you feared?
It doesn’t count as slander!
‘Cause it’s way too weird!
We made up these anecdotes,
They’re silly and insane.
We could go on, and on, and on,
And on, and on, and on, and on,
But we will stop this song because we may have fried your brain so,
EAT!
SHIT!
BOB!”
~ As long as you discuss someone in a way no reasonable person would construe as factual, you can say whatever the fuck you want! #JohnOliver
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