Imagine if Jesus came back, what would Republicans tell him to do to change his image?

This is just for some laughs, please don't start a debate about whether Jesus is real in the comments, it's boring and not the point.

@RickiTarr "you could at least learn to talk American good if you're gonna stay here" (also applies even if Jesus appears somewhere outside the Anglosphere)
@doctorLURK @RickiTarr (sorry. but as an English teacher I couldnt let it slide. speak American good, not talk American good. One is verb and the other is not.)