Imagine if Jesus came back, what would Republicans tell him to do to change his image?

This is just for some laughs, please don't start a debate about whether Jesus is real in the comments, it's boring and not the point.

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Why does Swole Zombie Jesus remind me of Keanu Reeves?

@sennoma @rrb @RickiTarr mixed with Jason Momoa!
@wendinoakland @sennoma @rrb That's what I thought

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Dude is jacked, I shoulda been a carpenter.