How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

https://lemmynsfw.com/post/16383952

How did people poop before smartphones were invented? - Lemmy NSFW

We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Laurel. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

Better go to the library to look it up in an encyclopedia!
Eh, it’s fine. I trust the suave company. I’m sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won’t dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.

My skin doesn’t like it and it’s fucking everywhere.

If you want to wash anything without it you have to go in two buy your soap from one of those shops where people smell funny and dress bit too casual.

Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate
Is this a Wake reference?