How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

https://lemmynsfw.com/post/16383952

How did people poop before smartphones were invented? - Lemmy NSFW

We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Laurel. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate
Is this a Wake reference?