How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

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How did people poop before smartphones were invented? - Lemmy NSFW

We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Laurel. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

My skin doesn’t like it and it’s fucking everywhere.

If you want to wash anything without it you have to go in two buy your soap from one of those shops where people smell funny and dress bit too casual.