Mastodawn

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

I thought you’d call him Cotton Hill.

“…they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.”

I’m lost…can you explain?

Toe-knee

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you’re left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks