What do you call a man with no shins?

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What do you call a man with no shins? - lemm.ee

Tony Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

I thought you’d call him Cotton Hill.
“…they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.”