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Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️Kamala HQ posted this whole bonkers rant - When your best weapon is your opponent's logorrhea, you're winning.
Mastodon MigrationOh my...
Rob Landley@kbeninato @mastodonmigration Why doesn't Colbert have famous actors do dramatic readings of this stuff? A slow, sonorous version done by Samuel L Jackson for example. Or a shakesperian reading from Ian McKellen.
HeavenlyPossum@landley @kbeninato @mastodonmigration
Take THAT, fascism! Owned!
Adrian Riskin 
@HeavenlyPossum @landley @kbeninato @mastodonmigration If only the allies had thought to have William Shirer dramatically read Mein Kampf on the radio.
@HeavenlyPossum @kbeninato @AdrianRiskin @mastodonmigration Because providing evidence of senility in a domestic election against a senile octogenarian, and a war against a foreign aggressor who has already been formally granted absolute domestic authority neutralizing all other national and local branches of government, require identical strategies.
The US Constitution does not have an Article 48. But sure, if you believe voting is irrelevant then measures to influence votes would also be.
@AdrianRiskin @mastodonmigration @kbeninato @landley
Not providing evidence—Trump did that by speaking these words in public—but being silly, in a deeply satisfying way to people already convinced of how awful he is! Tee hee!
@AdrianRiskin @HeavenlyPossum @kbeninato @mastodonmigration a book which did not provide strong evidence of dementia, for someone who was not running for election but was instead appointed Chancellor by the doddering octagenarian Hindenburg, and not foreign allies doing it but the native German populace back before Hindenburg's Reichstag Fire Decree, about a man who was himself 50 instead of trump's 80... but sure if you completely fail to understand all historical context it makes less sense.
R@kbeninato
What kind of stream of consciousness dribble is this? His attention span is what...10 seconds?
#DementedDonald #sad
What kind of stream of consciousness dribble is this? His attention span is what...10 seconds?
#DementedDonald #sad
@rawfile The debate was a week ago, and being told to his face people are walking out on the act has him reeling.
Maurice Milligan@rawfile @kbeninato It's a stream, but not of consciousness.
Court Cantrell does not comply@kbeninato "I'm using that as an example of people who are coming in from Silence of the Lambs."
"people who are coming in from Silence of the Lambs"
what in the hell does that even mean
"genius" 🤣🤣🤣
What a #cockwomble.
@courtcan Walking into his room from the movie? The mind reels.
Marcos@courtcan @kbeninato 💩4🧠 confused asylum seekers with an insane asylum. Which happens when you diploma is paid for and your vocabulary is smaller than your crowd sizes.
MyYeeHaa@kbeninato I think my brain broke a little...
@kbeninato @jadp If that’s not rambling, then the word doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.
The Queen of Weltschmerz🏳️⚧️@kbeninato “Paging Doctors Dunning and Kruger, Doctors Dunning and Kruger to the Emergency Room immediately, patient is in distress.”
johnaldis@rebelrebel62 @kbeninato Surely “patient is in no distress even though he really should be”?
@johnaldis @kbeninato or possibly “other patients are in distress”?
Alexander Ruoff 🇪🇺@kbeninato It's gibberish and I'm surprised that people vote for him.
Ellie‽ (Radio Edit)@kbeninato "I'm not rambling" he rambles.
Gilgwath@kbeninato oh boy. I don't know what he's taking. But it's either way too much, or not enough, I don't know which. I do know that it is not working. Imagine you are a Russian General calling on the Red Phone to confirm that those radar blips you are seeing are not US missiles and you are answered with something like this. 😱
Andre@kbeninato I’m calling it. Time of brain death right now
LionelBRaising Cain, I suspect.
deltarays@kbeninato This sounds like someone kept selecting the first suggestion in autocomplete, just to see where it goes.
Wif Stenger@deltarays @kbeninato brilliant
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyHere’s one for you #Trumpy that you haven’t tried yet although Christ knows it’s not for lack of incoherent reasoning. But at least this one is fun:
“For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.”
caffeinePlease
Shailesh Kumar 🇫🇯🇺🇸
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@kbeninato could Donald Trump be a Cannabal? Could he successfully hide it all this time .
What really is in those McFish Burgers he enjoys
What really is in those McFish Burgers he enjoys
sOlOw-NHIn fact, Silence of the Lambs, a city in Venezuela, has the world's highest rate of unsolved murders, and no one knows why that is.
Grandpa DonConnecting the dots is like trying to catch a cockroach when you first turn the light on
MAMA T@kbeninato i read this out loud to my husband. I have 3 TBI's but have worked really hard to overcome my obstacles. However, this was hard for me to read out loud because it is one long run-on sentence with no fluidity and makes no sense. I don't think it is my brain injuries.
BroGle@kbeninato only madman can connect the dots of many stories in one little paragraph - since it sits only in his incoherent brain
Martodonna 🔻@kbeninato Stable genius? 😂😂😂
srslypascal@MartKroS @kbeninato Enterprise stable!
Scary Pumpkin Lantern 🎃 @kbeninato I'm always amazed that his rambling always manages to look even worse in writing. How is that even possible?
I think he is not quoted in full enough in written media. No editing, no attempts to imagine some sense in this inane jumble of words, just word-by-word quoting.
I agree that would be the best argument you'd have to make a point against him (if you even need one).
I think he is not quoted in full enough in written media. No editing, no attempts to imagine some sense in this inane jumble of words, just word-by-word quoting.
I agree that would be the best argument you'd have to make a point against him (if you even need one).
Leen Kievit
Probertd8@kbeninato 🤣🤣🤨Oh Lordy!!!
Guitarsophist@kbeninato I am surprised he didn't say he had the best dots, nobody has ever seen such great dots.
Tom Bradley Jr. 📚🇺🇸🇺🇦@kbeninato Suggestion: Give this to your nearest MAGA neighbor/friend/relative and ask them to read it out loud. Then, when they're finished, ask for a translation into English.
@tombradleyjr Brilliant of Kamala's HQ to post the whole thing.
charvaka@kbeninato The true mark of a genius is that he has to tell a crowd of his supporters that he is a genius. Einstein used to do this all the time, he would hold these massive rallies, rallies like you wouldn't believe, where all these people would come, and he would tell them many times in meandering paragraphs how much of a genius he was. That's how he became known as a genius, believe me.
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@kbeninato The person that brilliantly wrote this had to get inside his head- scary place to be. What if you couldn’t get back out?
@kbeninato Wait- are you saying this is an actual rant? Not satire? Wow.