September 17 is Regular Crispy Day!

Shoutouts to everyone keeping it just crispy enough to be enjoyable.

Keep it crispy AN!!! (as necessary)

@ihorner Mr Horner, Mr Horner, could you please give us a statement about your standing on crunchiness? We’re solid on your stance on crispiness but the people need to know
@goatprince @ihorner
The Crispity Crunchity Peanut Buttery demographic is particularly interested
@goatprince Unfortunately due to the trend of privatization through the 90s, the intersection of Crispy and Crunchy has been relegated to the private sector, and I cannot be seen as having influence or opinion on this matter.
@ihorner when it shows that you work for the government it really shows