delusional failure Sep 14, 2024
C-27733
 : Hi can I buy a vacuum cleaner ?
Dyson : yeah ... uhh here you go
 : By the way do you happen to know anyone who can make a megastructure around a star
Dyson : ur not gonna believe this
Sep 14, 2024 at 11:58amWeb
Show threadHenk LangeveldSep 14, 2024
@minekpo1
Now I'm envisioning a megastructure of zillions of interlocked vacuum cleaners.
Show threadC-27733Sep 14, 2024
@hlangeveld solar panels turned out to be inefficient , with the structure collecting coronal gasses for fusion instead
Show threadDaniel LandauSep 14, 2024
@minekpo1 I'm sure you know those are different Dysons, though.
Show threadC-27733Sep 14, 2024
@daniel I am very aware , my post is a joke
Show threadfaraiweSep 14, 2024
@minekpo1 Think about it. A black hole would be the ultimate vacuum cleaner.
Show threadC-27733Sep 14, 2024
@faraiwe nuuh – they are as close as you can physically get to a perfect vacuum cleaner (a black hole with a relatively low , or ideal no , spin that is and with the caveat that its as close you can get for the mass / volume )
Show threadAndrewSep 14, 2024
@minekpo1
Show threadWillem JanssenSep 14, 2024
@cinebox @minekpo1 Ooh, cordless!
Show threadWillem JanssenSep 14, 2024
@minekpo1 “Hi James, how much for the vacuum?”
“Oh 700 bucks.”
“And the star sphere thingie?”
“That’s free man.”
Show threadChirayu  Sep 16, 2024

@minekpo1 once they expanded into cyberpunk face masks with air filters and now with their snazzy 🎧 headphones

never say never ;)

Show threadgjmSep 16, 2024

@minekpo1 So far as I know, Freeman Dyson and James Dyson aren't actually related to one another...

(pretty sure you know this, but some replies give the impression that their authors actually think it's the same person)