@dgar Bisous du jeudi en partance pour l'Angleterre 😘😘😘😘

@dgar

"surprise spider causes car accident" is apparently way too common down under:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-10/driving-with-a-spider-in-the-car/100722554

Spiders in the car: Check this one spot before driving to prevent a crash

Being distracted and taking your eyes off the road for a few seconds could cause a serious crash, so if you're scared of spiders, look for them before you get in.

ABC News
@benroyce @dgar i guess carachnophobia is a common thing down there

@benroyce @dgar

I never have to check my car for grizzlies, that's all I'm saying.

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @dgar

but don't forget to check for moose in the passenger side seat

c'mon man, be aware

@benroyce @dgar I like my car VERY much, but the subsequent loss on the insurance claim once I’d torched it after finding that would be worth it.
@benroyce @dgar the way I knew, I just KNEW, before I even read the article. 🫣🫣
@dgar awwwwwww I'd be so amused to find this tiny dragon
@dgar , this would be the most adorable thing to find in my mail box. I might be startled, but then I would think it were absolutely a treat. 😆🥰 I would rather this daily than meet a box jellyfish, any Australian venomous snake (although I love snakes), or far worse a Sydney Funnelweb Spider (their home is where an atom bomb should have been dropped). Nope to any and all arachnid.

@dgar

Is this an example of mail threat display?

@dgar perhaps 🤔 we should not go to the mailbox? Tis a silly place
@EVDHmn @dgar I can picture a horror movie called The Mailbox where the various mailboxes on a street lead to alternate dimensions.
@HippieScubaSteve @dgar
Oh we should get that filmed for #monsterdon next week. So monsters inc but for mailboxes…
@EVDHmn @dgar It'll be the beginning of an entire franchise.
@dgar "This is not the mail you're looking for."
@dgar why did you rotate the image?
@MelloniDev
I’m in Australia. My phone is upside down. 🙃
@dgar meh, the drop bear will take care of it.

@fencepost
Let me just check with the local representative…

@msdropbear42 ?

@dgar It's there to warn you about the Bushmaster behind you.

@dgar

Successfully stopped gentrification, where affordable lizard housing gets rebranded as "mailbox", and rent out to hipster envelopes that don't even use 2% of the space that they claim their own.

@dgar Bisous du dimanche 😘😘😘😘