Mastodawn

I don't know how people can eat their pets. I just tried to put mustard on my cat and she beat the shit out of me

@ElleGray Should have used mayonnaise. 🤔

@ElleGray Mustard is for hot dogs, not cold cats.

@ElleGray should have tried catsup.

@ElleGray Maybe it would have been better with some ketchup? 🤷

@ElleGray
lol, Ok you made me choke on my beer ...
🤔 😅 😜

@ElleGray 🤨😳😵‍💫😱🙀😾😈☠️

@ElleGray Let’s be real, here: if it came down to it, she could easily eat you.

My cat would do the same. They’re practical like that. u.u

@ElleGray @jeff Fish sauce seems to be the secret. Or oyster sauce depending on the cat.

@ElleGray you’re funny

@ElleGray put Mayo on the dog and she was delighted. She’s still licking the last of it off her paws.

@ElleGray wrong condiment?

@ElleGray
No, no, it's all just a big misunderstanding: one of the Trump incels heard a normal person talk about "eating pussy" and got confused...