can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
@stavvers That's some top notch insurance
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the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers its just reminding me that that difference between 2000 internet and 2005 internet was absolutely massive. Like going from biplanes to jet fighters.
@stavvers this are old posts so the images sometimes don't load well and I just read the alt-text (thank you for your service o7), but I NEED to see this one
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

@stavvers thank you for the CW, I read Animorphs at a vulnerable age
@stavvers When I was at university I had to advise the Reader in Old Icelandic of an unfortunate spelling mistake in the exam decrees and regulations. The name of one of the set texts was meant to read "Knutsdrapa" but, alas...
@stavvers
Other people have that aquarium tour dream too???
Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***

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@stavvers All that, but with football.

Standing in the freezing cold driving sleet, every Wednesday afternoon, wearing nothing but shorts and jersey, and being shouted at for being incapable of doing any football basics.

@stavvers wow, and I thought my PE classes were a nightmare. I mean they very much were, but at least we didn't have any performances
@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.
@stavvers brb changing my mode of address
@stavvers This is 100% true. “Send they/them victorious, long to reign over us”
@stavvers Canon accepted. "Quing" is the term for a non-binary monarch.
England national anthem Euro 2024 - england vs serbia

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@stavvers When we finally GoRepublic™, I think we should call our elected head of state "The Quing"
@stavvers One of the avatars I've been using for at least 15 years.

@stavvers isn't there the way English has developed half of its vocabulary - mushing words together.

Definitely is quing a super addition to the language.

We're still ROFL.

@stavvers when quing the Eskimo gets here, everybody’s gonna jump for joy.
@stavvers @_tillwe_ I have found one of the rare pictures of the quing
@stavvers @jsr
No futurng
No futurng
No futurng
For yoong
@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey