@jk and google edits your pages, by ai, without consent.

So slop on top....

@jk The worst part is I can see this being something Google actually rolled out.

@jk I have never seen a more stark indication that the internet as we know it is about to die.

I can think of nothing worse that google could do than what this describes.

@jk gggaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@jk Look, I'm just going to take all the computers I've got that were made before 2010, and go and live on a small island somewhere with a load of solar panels and the printed manuals. Bye.
@jk "Continue with injected ads" of course!
@jk @ricardo Please tell me that’s a mock-up and not a screen-shot…
@erik @jk @ricardo The new Chrome web browser, probably.
@erik @jk @ricardo I had the same reaction, because it feels like a joke, but it also could be real? 😂

@jk you know, they've been getting so goddamn brazen that I was about to ask if this showed up in testing/canary/something

because with how much they're tightening the noose atm, they fucking would wouldn't they

@jk I'm not sure what is what I'm seeing.
@jk Next level:
"This site does not support state-required digital gulag id.
Please insert your personal tracking id card to use fallback state activity monitoring software".
@koteisaev now i know what GUID stands for
@jk That would be funny if it would not be so sad...
@jk @jwz this is extremely unrealistic, because Google *never* asks for consent.
@jwz @womble @jk It’s ok we just have to pretend we all LOVE this horrible new feature because then Google will definitely kill it
@jk what's the website ?
@hyde @jk it's chrome browser in 2026
@jk
Oof, close call there.

@jk Me: Continue with injected ads.

Pihole and pfSense: 🤣

@jk I wouldn't be surprised to see this for real.
@jk Is this a real thing?
@jk You joke, but that is the future the coinbros want for us. https://github.com/lightninglabs/L402/blob/master/introduction.md#the-forgotten-http-error-code waxes poetically about "The Forgotten HTTP Error Code" talking about "402 Payment required".
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@jk Looks like you tried to open my blog ❤️
@jk Ya know, I saw this and starting singing "Say It Ain't So" by Weezer.
@kaspa @jk Chrome is a heart breakeeeer...
@jk manifest v3 energy
@jk Was not sure if satire.
@jk If this were real, Google would be waxing on about how website authors depend on advertising to survive, and framing their injection of adware into a page without it as heroically helping the author.
@jk this is fake afaik
@jk but i wouldn't be surprised tho

@jk
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@jk weird, that's not what it looks like for me
@jk
Wait a second, let me implement that… /maybesarcastic
@jk sorry i am on my way to add ads and massive tracking to ari.lt asap
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@jk this sounds too real ...
@jk That hits the nail on the head.
@jk: it's funny to use as a prank.
@jk
It's probably a joke but just the fact that it's believable alone is sad
@jk "Continue with injected ads into your Neuralink optical AUX port."
@jk What devilry is this?
@jk This cannot be real...
@a @jk This cannot be real…yet.

@jk

You know this is fake because they wouldn't tell you that. They would just insert the ads by default

@jaybird110127 @jk None of mine are. I run adblock like crazy!
@jk No stop don’t give Google ideas

@jk This is from a Black Mirror episode right?

... right? o.o