École des Bro-ArtsI am begging software projects to release programs as tarballs or plain old static binaries. I don't know what a Helm chart is. I am not installing an entire Kubernetes cluster. Docker breaks LXC and firewalls and is constantly breaking for mysterious reasons. I would rather submit myself to hours of `./configure && make && make install` frustration than try to hack through the endless hellscape of containerized deployment systems.
if you release a .deb that installs cleanly on stock debian stable I will kiss you sweetly while whispering words of affirmation into your ears
I was the sysadmin responsible for containerized cloud orchestration platforms at my job in 2003, back when it was called Apache Tomcat (TM)
Oh god this blew up and ten days later my mentions are still clogged with nerds arguing about package management. Please understand that I am neurodivergent (dumb jock fetish) and phrase all further replies in the form of #flexing and #butt pics.
Nyx Allocer@aphyr
Me as a Jock: Whatcha looking at my ass for huh? Nerd. What are you gay? Betcha you wish you could touch it don't you? Well too bad. Get your Squat up to 300 lbs and then MAYBE I'll let you get a closer look.
Me as a Jock: Whatcha looking at my ass for huh? Nerd. What are you gay? Betcha you wish you could touch it don't you? Well too bad. Get your Squat up to 300 lbs and then MAYBE I'll let you get a closer look.
Buck Moon