I was doing an activity with my youngest and then told him I had to go back to work. As I walked over to my laptop he said “Okay, go touch your letters daddy.” which is such an amazing burn.

@Chrishallbeck He has a bright future ahead of him.

One that's lit by the fires he uses to roast people 

@Chrishallbeck it sucks to have to say this, but that joke was posted a few years ago. :(
@robey I slightly reworded it instead of boosting my original post.
@Chrishallbeck it slides sweetly into the air on a puff of poetry, winged by an essence of truth that can only be gently accepted

@Chrishallbeck

I searched Amazon …

(of course)

And I was not disappointed.

(of course 🙄 )