I'm deeply disappointed that I didn't get the job at Framework. If ever there was going to be a modern laptop maker that was going to let me design a Floppy Disk Module to slot in, it was them.

Maybe I should put a warning on my resume.

No matter what you do, I will find a way to make it:
1. Use floppy disks
2. Run Doom
3. Be or have a novelty keyboard

@foone Your resume should type itself from a novelty keyboard.
@foone a USB/Bluetooth keyboard with the keys as screens running doom with a floppy slot to add wad files
@foone how about a keyboard that runs doom, only has the keys needed for playing doom, and the keys are floppy drives that are pressed by inserting and ejecting disks?
@foone if you ever design an fpga-based keyboard form factor computer, I’m in, no questions asked
@foone
Novelty keyboard? I'm in
@foone I wouldn’t lie and say I’d buy one, but I would like the option to buy a laptop with an 8” floppy drive and a perfectly size-matched screen.
@Novyx @foone where would you source the floppies from?
@foone digital pee stick test as a hid device…
@yakmoose I never actually made it a HID device! it's on my todo, though
@foone por que no los tres?
@foone You're just the man we need here at Amalgamated Pacemakers!
@foone Laughing. Used to play Doom from a floppy.
@foone Patrick Star Voice: "Is using an #UltraNav-Style #TrackPoint a novelty Keyboard?"