I'm deeply disappointed that I didn't get the job at Framework. If ever there was going to be a modern laptop maker that was going to let me design a Floppy Disk Module to slot in, it was them.

Maybe I should put a warning on my resume.

No matter what you do, I will find a way to make it:
1. Use floppy disks
2. Run Doom
3. Be or have a novelty keyboard

@foone Your resume should type itself from a novelty keyboard.