I might be a #WifeGuy. Not sure. I know my #wife is DOPE AF and I'll no doubt choose to hang out with her over any other living human. I think she's the best partner i could have asked for. I fucking love this woman even and especially when she annoying as hell and doing that trash ass lil giggle that portends some cute obnoxious shit.

I like that she a committed introvert so i get to brag about her and how she's the smart one in the relationship (she disagrees but she's wrong) and how supportive and adventurous and inquisitive she is.

@AllKeysGDS tells wild stories with a straight face and a flat affect and i fucking love this cute lil supervillain with all my soul.

Our relationship is built on mutual love, trolling, support, and bullying and i made the right choice #marriage #marriedlife