I got a message from my God: "I'm not sure I can keep doing this."
"Why, what's up?" I replied.
"I told you to spread the word. Now I have hundreds of worshippers."
"Isn't that good?"
"Yes, I love it. But the traffic..."
My God provides Their worshippers with WiFi.
"Wait," I type, "are you saying you do everything by hand?"
"By Divinity. From modulating the electromagnetic spectrum, to carrying and routing every packet."
Any hackers out there know how to automate that?
@Gurre @MicroSFF I usually address my prayers to Ada Lovelace, patron saint of programming and debugging
“My Dear Babbage. I am in much dismay at having got into so amazing a quagmire & botheration with these Numbers, that I cannot possibly get the thing done today. […] I am now going out on horseback.”writings.stephenwolfram.com/20…
and
“for it is damnably troublesome work, and plagues me.”sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/love…
(usually She gives inspiration for even better curses to utter during the process, not the actual solution, but that's the next best thing, right?)
Maybe use AI? 😬
@MicroSFF Can your God create a server rack with traffic so heavy even They can't admin it?
Maybe They need more Maxwell's Angels.
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