I got a message from my God: "I'm not sure I can keep doing this."

"Why, what's up?" I replied.

"I told you to spread the word. Now I have hundreds of worshippers."

"Isn't that good?"

"Yes, I love it. But the traffic..."

My God provides Their worshippers with WiFi.

"Wait," I type, "are you saying you do everything by hand?"

"By Divinity. From modulating the electromagnetic spectrum, to carrying and routing every packet."

Any hackers out there know how to automate that?

#MicroFiction

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Makes me realise I don't want a god of WiFi, I want a god of bug fixing or even bug hunting.

@Gurre @MicroSFF I usually address my prayers to Ada Lovelace, patron saint of programming and debugging

“My Dear Babbage. I am in much dismay at having got into so amazing a quagmire & botheration with these Numbers, that I cannot possibly get the thing done today. […] I am now going out on horseback.”

writings.stephenwolfram.com/20…

and

“for it is damnably troublesome work, and plagues me.”

sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/love…

(usually She gives inspiration for even better curses to utter during the process, not the actual solution, but that's the next best thing, right?)

Untangling the Tale of Ada Lovelace—Stephen Wolfram Writings

Stephen Wolfram shares what he learned in researching Ada Lovelace's life, writings about the Analytical Engine, and computation of Bernoulli numbers.

@Gurre Bug hunter is my unofficial job title.

Fixing them however, remains the developers' responsibility

@MicroSFF