I got a message from my God: "I'm not sure I can keep doing this."

"Why, what's up?" I replied.

"I told you to spread the word. Now I have hundreds of worshippers."

"Isn't that good?"

"Yes, I love it. But the traffic..."

My God provides Their worshippers with WiFi.

"Wait," I type, "are you saying you do everything by hand?"

"By Divinity. From modulating the electromagnetic spectrum, to carrying and routing every packet."

Any hackers out there know how to automate that?

#MicroFiction

@MicroSFF Can your God create a server rack with traffic so heavy even They can't admin it?

Maybe They need more Maxwell's Angels.