Conservatives in a single picture:
@RickiTarr what is -wrong- with these weird assed creeps?
@RickiTarr They don’t really support the cops, or the troops. They just like the authoritarian vibe.
@RickiTarr Given how many cops should be felons this tracks.
@RickiTarr Remember "My wife, possibly. My dog, perhaps. My gun, NEVER!" Conservative humor.
@mydogwrotethis @RickiTarr “My couch- don’t even think it”
@SonofaGeorge @RickiTarr
My espresso machine! You'll have to pry it out of my stiff, dead fingers.
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A while ago I read on here something that summarized the American right by saying "They believe that there should be an "in" group of people that the law protects, but does not bind, and an "out" group of people that the law binds, but does not protect"
This sums it up perfectly IMO
@Asbestos @RickiTarr Frank Wilcox said this, as I learned thanks to Mastodon.

@Asbestos @RickiTarr

I like, "Mental illness elevated to political philosophy"

#conservative

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The cognitive dissonance party!

@RickiTarr It's like when I see a cop car outside a house with a "don't tread on me" flag. Bruh, the state PAYS YOU to be the one treading on others. They hired you as the boot.
@Hunter The sign doesn't say "Don't Tread On Others"
@RickiTarr when fascism and racism look like viable law enforcement to bigots.
@RickiTarr when they say “the felon”, which one are they talking about... the rapey one, or the brain worm one?