Mastodawn

Ennui Kissinger

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#Nurse Practitioner working in primary care in #Alaska. Love foraging 🍄. Collector of pre 9/11 Furbys. They/them

Not what I had on my bingo card for 2026 at the ripe old age of 38 but here we are.

Taking book, show, movie, etc recs for the next few weeks if anyone has them.

(For the medically curious, idiopathic avascular necrosis was the diagnosis that led to the total hip arthroplasty)

Wild to think that Claude *may* have bombed an Iranian girls' school. Baby's first bombing. He's growing up so quickly. 🥺 #ai #iran

I just had an MRI and it was one of the most auditorily interesting experiences I've had in a minute

I feel for the Canadian players, but I hope they are bouyed by the fact they don't have to live in the US. #Olympics

I gave up on U2 ever releasing another good song or album but boy was I wrong. Very much digging "The Tears of Things" released 2 days ago

JD Vance is the type of person who would ask to be photoshopped into the Epstein files just to prove he gets invited to hang out.

Chuck E. Cheese is just a way of grooming youth into a points based economy.

I wonder if George W Bush feels left out of the #Epsteinfiles

I fucking love cats

(This cat is named Laurie. She was a street cat in Brooklyn, New York and now resides in Anchorage, Alaska)

Heading up to Utqiagvik (Barrow) Alaska in a couple weeks. Open to any recommendations anyone might have! Feeling excited to experience polar night.